Yo, MacNasty fan club.
I am being such a sad-sack today. And do you know WHY? Because I am RIDICULOUS. Mr. MacNasty was off work for vacation all last week (see: VEGAS!) plus he had off yesterday for Labor Day. And now, now... Now, he's back at work. And I haz all the sads.
Maybe not a troll, per se, but easily one of the nastiest Jez users I've seen in a while.
...and the late policy only applies to EVERY OTHER PERSON in class, just not them. All they have to do is let me know BEFORE the due date if they'll need more time. A day late, telling me your kid has been sick is not helpful. Also, an email or phone call to me takes literally a minute of time. Don't bullshit me…
Someone needs to drag me away from this thing...
I need some help, and you're my closest thing to an expert. My brother has an insane comic book collection he want to sell — and because I'm the resident eBay expert, he wants my help. If I sent you a list of his stuff, could you tell me what I should even try to sell? It's all been kept PRISTINE, like in mylar,…
Also, shameless self-promotion.
Ok! So, I know many of you were so overwhelmed by GoT last night, and maybe you haven't caught up with the tamer Mad Men yet. It was pretty quiet, especially compared to, well. That's another thread. :) Understandable.
OMG, y'all! My 65-year-old neighbor/good friend had NEVER seen The Princess Bride until last night. She was in stitches. She kept saying, "I can't believe I've never watched this!" Additionally, it was sweet to watch her swoon over Mandy Patinkin (she thought Wesley was "ok")...
The Kevin Ware story is still making me shake. Every time I close my eyes and see that horrible footage, I still feel sick. That poor kid. I hope he his recovery isn't too harrowing.
Y'all, I can't even...
Twitter, y'all. I am really trying, now, to Tweet shit, but I am brand fucking new to the whole deal. Any advice? How does one get "followed?" Would anyone like to swap Twitters so we can all be friends?
Ok, so it's Spring Break (I'm a college professor). This is the first year I don't really have fun plans and I'm kinda being all first-world-problems tragic-face about it. I told Mr. MacNasty last night that I was getting old and he exclaimed, "Finally!"
I just had a 4-year-old crawl under the barrier into my TOILET STALL at a Sam's Club. Without thinking, I shrieked, "What the f*** — hey! There is a kid in my stall!" Then, angry lady voice about 3 stalls away, "CHRISTOPHER!"
How did I manage to forget how boring bridal showers are?! Why must everyone play the same stupid, stupid games? Just open the damn presents and serve alcohol, for the love of god.
I really need spring to fucking get here, y'all. I am just in a funk over the cold weather and rain today. I am prowling around the house like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, looking for things to smash.
Yesterday was all snow flurries and shit. Now it's sunny and supposed to be up to 40 all day. WHAT IS GOING ON, WEATHER?!
I really need to be productive, but the Adderall ain't kicked in yet and it's awfully tempting just to snuggle up on the couch with the dogs.